why can’t i hold all these karkats. :c he’s the most fun to draw
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
This sounds like an exaggeration, but I can fit my 7” tablet in the inside pocket of any of my suit jackets, or the back pocket of most jeans.
*Sad whining noise and grabby hands* I can hardly fit a mobile in mine!
Long ago, a friend of mine, who was a pretty classic 80s punk, was walking through the campus housing area of a university, and one of the frat boys shouted at him: “You’re ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.” So he shouted back “Yeah, well, you’re ugly, and your mother undresses you seductively.”
And you might think that this would result in him getting beaten up by a bunch of angry frat boys, but what it actually resulted in was all but one of the frat boys laughing too hard to take offense.
Wit: Actually useful.